Mamacita says:
1. I have never watched a reality show.
2. I do not admire Angelina Jolie in the least. Nor Brad Pitt. Adultery is not admirable.
3. I have never gone skinny-dipping, although I’ve gone swimming with lots of people who DID go skinny-dipping. Everybody goes skinny-dipping in the Hoosier quarries, except for me. I had and still have too many body issues, plus, quarry water is colder than a witches. . . . um, you know. (Wouldn’t you think those would be hot, not cold? Illogical!)
4. I haven’t purchased my Thanksgiving turkey yet. But the very fact that it’s comin’ up on it thrills me to the core.
5. I haven’t put up any Christmas decorations yet, because it’s not time yet; however, I plan to do this a few days before Thanksgiving so my family can see them.
6. I haven’t re-read Caroline B. Cooney’s What Child Is This yet this year, although I did get it out. It’s lying on the desk before me, in fact. If you haven’t yet read this book, I highly recommend it. It makes me sob out loud every time, even though I know what’s going to happen by now. I used to read it to my sixth graders in December, to get them in the mood to “Create Christmas” for a needy family each year. Sigh. I miss that. But seriously, after you read this book, you’ll want to run out and make Christmas for a child, too.
7. I haven’t started cleaning for the PEOPLE who will be here on Thanksgiving Day and the Day After, either. I may have gotten out my Christmas dishes in anticipation, though.
8. I haven’t been Christmas shopping yet this month. But that’s because I ALREADY DID IT! Thass right; I’m done. But this is not good news to me, for I dearly adore making lists and thinking of things other people might like, so I can give it to them.
9. I have never tried to destroy someone’s life, and, sadly, this is more than can be said for some people.
10. I haven’t chosen my Christmas cards yet; this is another thing I love to do.
And now, I’m off to watch last Thursday’s Ugly Betty on the magical internets, because I haven’t done that yet, either.
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